Scenario: Two girls chat on the sidewalk.

-What are you up to tonight?

-I have a date.

-With who?

-A guy I met at a party.

-The little guy?

-No, another guy.

-What party did you meet him at?

-Same party as the little guy.

-So you made out with the little guy, and then went home with some other guy’s number?

-I’m going through a phase.