Scenario: Gina has locked herself in the bathroom at the Stone Crow on West 4th.
Girlfriend: Gina! Get out here!…GINA!… I am seriously going to kick your ass if you don’t open this door… You’re freaking me out…GEEEEENNNNAAA!
Female Bar Owner: How long has she been in there?
Girlfriend: About twenty minutes?
FBO: She had too much to drink?
Girlfriend: Oh yeah.
FBO: Gina, honey. You’ve gotta unlock the door.
Girlfriend: GINA! Let. Us. In.
FBO: If you don’t unlock the door, I’m gonna have to call the police, and then they’ll have to break the door in…
Girlfriend: GINA! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
(The male bartender notices what’s up and comes over to the door.)
Bartender: Her name is Gina?
Bartender: (Adopts an incredibly soothing tone.) Gina, honey, I know you don’t feel good. If you can just reach up and unlock the door, I can come in and take care of you… Just reach up and unlock the door, and I’ll take care of everything…
Bartender: There you go.