Overheard: in the End, Girls Marry Kyle

1st September 2004

Scenario: A well-dressed girl in the parking garage waits for the valet as she talks on her cell phone. She is in distress.

So he’s like, “It’s my opinion. Do you want me to change my opinion?” And I’m like, “No. That’s your opinion. Keep it. Fine.” So he’s all, “It’s nothing personal.” And I’m like, “It’s law school, of course it’s personal.” You know. Like, are you not getting the logic here?…

Exactly. I mean, when he was looking for a job, I was so supportive, you know?…

Exactly….

Kyle, you don’t even know. I’m like, are you fucking kidding me right now?…

Dude! It’s just, it’s just… I don’t even know.