15th June 2004

Scenario: The Starbucks near Bryan’s office features Overzealous Counter Guy.

OCG: How’s your weekend? Not long enough, huh?

Woman: No, I guess not.

OCG: Yeah, me too. What can I get ya?

W: Do you have any lowfat muffins?

OCG: Aw. We’re out… Why not an apple fritter?

(Woman shakes her head.)

OCG: Awww, come on.

(Woman shakes her head.)

OCG: You sure? You can do it!

W: No. I’m afraid I can’t.