Scenario: The Starbucks near Bryan’s office features Overzealous Counter Guy.
OCG: How’s your weekend? Not long enough, huh?
Woman: No, I guess not.
OCG: Yeah, me too. What can I get ya?
W: Do you have any lowfat muffins?
OCG: Aw. We’re out… Why not an apple fritter?
(Woman shakes her head.)
OCG: Awww, come on.
(Woman shakes her head.)
OCG: You sure? You can do it!
W: No. I’m afraid I can’t.