Tabacco Stains

13th April 2004

I had a gyno appointment today.

How did that go?

OK. My vagina is perfectly healthy.

That’s good news.

Yeah. It was funny, the gynecologist was making small talk while she’s examining me. Like, “Oh, you’re a writer? My dad’s a writer too.”

Ha! I had that happen. We were having this conversation and she’s checking things out. Then she says, “Do you smoke?” I’m like, “Wha…? Can you tell?”