I seen you on this bus before. What’s your name?
Alicia.
What sign are you, Alicia?
I’m a Capricorn. I don’t know much about it, but Capricorn is supposed to be compatible with Aries. My fiance’s a Aries.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah. I don’t get along with no Virgos. I don’t like them Virgos at all.
Really.
Yeah, my ex-husband’s a Virgo, and he cheated on me.
My ex-wife’s a Virgo, and she cheated on me too!
Really?
Sure ‘nough.
Ha! Can’t trust them Virgos. My fiance’s a Aries. He keeps his hands to himself.