B: Have you heard of this Go-gurt crap?
J: What? What are they talking about?
Me: It’s like yogurt in a tube so you can throw it in your backpack and go!
B: Every time I see those ads, I want everyone involved fired.
Me: Worst idea ever.
L: They should make ranch-flavored. With beef bits.
Me: Aaaaaa. Jerky-ranch.
L: Or with baco-bits. They stay crispy! How do they do that?