And Salt Will Take Care of That Stain

6th January 2003

Me: Man, I can’t keep my hands off these stupid things.

Her: What are they?

Me: Molasses chips, they’re like toffee.

Her: Oooo. They have dark chocolate ones too.

Me: Yep. They’re good with red wine. Pretty inexpensive too. They make great hostess gifts.

Her: Hostess gifts? You’re so

Me: I know.

Which reminds me of a joke Rosecrans sent me the other day after receiving thank-you note #601 from me:

Why don’t WASPs have orgies?

Too many thank you notes.