Me: Man, I can’t keep my hands off these stupid things.
Her: What are they?
Me: Molasses chips, they’re like toffee.
Her: Oooo. They have dark chocolate ones too.
Me: Yep. They’re good with red wine. Pretty inexpensive too. They make great hostess gifts.
Her: Hostess gifts? You’re so
Me: I know.
Which reminds me of a joke Rosecrans sent me the other day after receiving thank-you note #601 from me:
Why don’t WASPs have orgies?
Too many thank you notes.