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Maggie, do we have a synergy?
NO MONEY
Two old men stand on the streetcar island waiting to board. One is wearing a straw fedora, the other a newsie cap.
Man 1: I ain’t got not money. You got money?
Man 2: (Shrugs.) Guess we got to walk then.
Both: Hahahahahahaha.
(Short quiet conversation with bus driver ensues. The men climb aboard.)
M1: Hey, who’s that girl I saw you with?
M2: Who dat?
M1: The girl in the park.
M2: Oh.
M1: That Romie?
M2: Yeah.
M1: So Wapbopadeebot?
M2: HA! Yeah, man. Wapbopadeebot. It’s birthday time.
Both: Hahahahahaha
M1: You know Tony Bennet sang that song, I Left My Heart in San Francisco?
M2: What about it?
M1: Well you left your heart in…
Both: hahahhahaha
M2: Man, I ain’t got no heart. Jus somethin poppin in my chest.
Both: hahahaha
M2: Streetcar Named Desire more like it.
(They sigh together.)
M2: Man, I don’t even care. I’m on vacation. I got me a week off.
M1: Where you goin?
M2: To sleep.
M1: Sleep is right. You doin a lot of sleepin.
M2: Yesiree Bob.
Mighty Girl 