Scenario: Two girls working at a bead store on the Haight.
Girl 1: The weirdest thing happed to me a few days ago. There’s this bum, right?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: And we start talking, and he says, Do you mind if I ask you something? and I’m all, Sure. So he’s like, Are you on your period?
Girl 2: GROSS!
Girl 1: I know! I’m like, None of your business, pervo.
Girl 2: Seriously.
Girl 1: Yeah But the weird thing was, I was.
Girl 2: On your period?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2 :Sick!
Girl 1:Isn’t that sick?
Girl 2: Well, how did he know?
Girl 1: I don’t know.
Girl 2: Weird. I wonder how he knew.
Girl 1: Yeah.
2:54 p.m.
Mighty Girl 