Me: My sister does this thing with her kids whenever they’re freaked out about something. Like my nephew will come up and say, “Mommy, I found a worm in my sandbox and it’s crawling all around. And she’ll say, Luckyyyyyy, like it’s something cool.
Him: Does it work?
Me: Yeah. The kids just get all self-satisfied and go back to what they were doing.
Him: I’m going to try that with clients. (gruff voice) The project is three weeks late. Luckyyyyyy.