JUNIOR HIGH SEXUAL POLITICS, OVERHEARD

Boy: Most guys think, If I could put my power drive up in her, that’d be alright.

Shiny Shirt Girl: What if he’s just not interested in doing it because he’s only 15?

Boy: Then he’s not a guy.

Shiny Shirt Girl: 15?!

Girl in Pigtails: I hate to say it, but I have to agree with George on this one.

5:15 p.m.