OH, WHAT A FEELING
(Guy in car playing string instrument.)
Me: What’s he playing?
Guy 1: Looks like a mandolin or something.
Guy 2: ONE NIGHT ONLY! In my car!
(An hour later, walking back after breakfast.)
Me: What the…? He’s still there.
Guy 1: Hey, some guys have a favorite stairwell, some guys have a favorite street corner, he likes that Nissan.
Me: Please, it’s a Corolla. It’s probably not even his car.
Guy 2: He just trolls the streets looking for empty Corollas.
Guy 1: Corrolla’s got great acoustics, yo.