16th July 2001

Me: That poor girl. If she’s alive, she’s in some hotel room right now going, “No, Noooooo!”

J: What is up with the Bon Jovi one on the right?

Me: No one’s going to go into hiding looking like that.

J: (Mock news-broadcaster voice:) Levy may have recently joined a big-hair rock band from the early eighties.

10:03 a.m.