Ladies night conversation turns to travel:

-Wait, I missed the story. What’s the story?

-She’s wondering whether to go out with the guy again. She slept with him for the first time and it was pretty bad.

-How bad?

-He didn’t visit the Netherlands.

-Wouldn’t go South?

-Nope. I don’t get it. It’s so much warmer down there.

3:43 p.m.