This magazine ad for Christina Aguilera’s new album reads like a blurb for a porn video:
“Like her other hits from RCA’s Christina Aguilera, “Come On Over (All I Want is You)” finds the perky popster piping her tales of teen appetite.”
A woman and man walking up the subway stairs behind me:
She: …all relationships could use a little more communication. All of them. For me, what I need is to know what’s going on with the other person.
He: Did you sleep with him?
She: What? I’m talking about us, not him.
She: I’m not talking about sex, I’m talking about communication.