This blog is my new best friend. I stole this from An Entirely Other Day:

“The high school near my house recently started
smelling like sperm. Two possible reasons
spring to mind:

There are these trees surrounding the
parking lot — big carob trees, Ceratonia
siliqua — and in the Fall their fruit drops
and starts to rot. One popular description
of the resulting smell is “human
ejaculant.”

The students are back on campus.I’m not sure which theory disturbs me more.”

4:42 p.m.