This one has a good beat, and you can dance to it. Or you can just hum it tunelessly to yourself over a cocktail. Tess is a veritable Sondheim of text messaging.
Happy Valentine’s Day, lovelies. May your successes be legend and your disappointments ever a surprise.
(Card by Figments Design.)
Shouldn’t you be having sex with someone right now?
Christian wins comments with: “I always check my bookmarked sites while having sex.”
Gifts for Your Valentine
Last Valentine’s Day, you wore black and ordered in. This year you’re in love, which means you’ll need a token of affection. But how “token” are we talking? And more importantly, is it too soon for lingerie?
Valentine’s Day Flowers Roundup
Hey look! Flowers you can order online, and they’re not ugly. Thanks, Internet.