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HE ALREADY CALLED HIS MOM
Heather just wrote a hilarious post,“Having Dated Walking Red Flags” inspired by one of the ideas in No One Cares What You Had for Lunch: 100 Ideas for Your Blog. If you’re wondering what kinds of ideas are in my book, go have a read. And don’t skip Heather’s comments, they’re enlightening.
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AGE FIVE
The best thing a child could possibly say to me in response to the question, What kinds of things do you like to do?
“One thing I’m really into right now is fire.”
OBSERVATION
If you thought the men’s bathroom at Blogher was empty, you should see the women’s bathroom at the Future of Web Aps conference.
GOOD LUCK, KID
Before we left for Europe, we took tests that told us we weren’t pregnant. We returned home and realized those tests were in error. I quickly calculated that I’d ruined the baby in the following ways:
Very hot outdoor hot baths
Copious wine
Raw sausages
Three cappuccinos (a day)
Riding bikes fast over cobblestone streets
Second-hand smoke so thick it was like breathing water (smoked water)
Snuggling with at least fifteen bar and cafe cats
Cussing
Impure thoughts
The “Baby’s First Handgun†(TM) is on our registry, so you too can do your part.
MORE FUN WITH SPAM SUBJECT HEADERS
Kidney bean polygamist
Sluggish trout
Menstruate aptitude
