THE GENTLEMAN MAKES A POINT

Me: Yikes. Did you know that they discovered that some monkeys speak in sentences?
Bryan: Really?
M: Yes. And dolphins use names.
B: Wow.
M: I’m thinking again that we probably shouldn’t be eating animals, though they are delicious.
B: Why not?
M: Because we don’t have to. We have other means of survival. And they have personalities. And they mourn. And they can talk in sentences.
B: Yeah, but they eat each other.
M: Yeah, but we’re smarter than them.
B: Doesn’t sound like it.

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There are 34 comments for this post.
  1. Comment by Joe |

    Tofu is yummy~!

  2. Comment by Andrea |

    I just came across your site tonight from a link on Dooce.

    Congrats on your pregnancy.

    Think about starting a separate blog for your baby ASAP. I wish I had started my baby’s blog much earlier than I did, but waited til she was almost 9 months old. And of course it is one of the 23 million things I feel guilty for as a mom. Trust me. Start it now.

  3. Comment by mom on a wire |

    My mind and my mouth wage a serious battle every time I eat the bacon. So cruel! So yummy! So cruel! So yummmmmyyyyyyy!

  4. Comment by Shiz |

    Prairie dogs have advanced language as well; I remember reading about a study that concluded this was so. The set of prairie dogs in teh study apparently had a word/phrase for “the man in the yellow hat”, which totally made me think, “Really? Did he bring Curious George along, too?”

  5. Comment by Sophie |

    Do you know apparently some fish perform good deeds in order to improve their reputation?
    Makes all those vegetarians who still eat fish seem a little silly.

  6. Comment by Megan |

    It’s truly a battle to be waged elseware, but there are no vegetarians who eat fish.

  7. Comment by cw |

    Babies don’t speak in complete sentences. . . . Mmm!!! Delicious.

  8. Comment by lisa |

    Heh, I had thoughts of going vegetarian early in my pregnancy. Oh how things change.

  9. Comment by Crissy |

    Animals, fun to pet, better to chew.

  10. Comment by Jessica |

    Animals eat other animals. But animals do a lot of things we don’t do. Might as well eat our young, right? Fight to the death? Anyone?

  11. Comment by Mocha |

    If you really want to stop eating them, just read “The Jungle” by Upton Sinclair.

    On second thought, don’t. It will gross you out too much.

    I was a vegetarian for three years after reading that book. One day I drove by a Burger King and smelled the grilling… it was ALL. OVER.

  12. Comment by Meg |

    I wish I knew the names of dolphins.

  13. Comment by Tammy |

    I was vegetarian for seven years, then I decided just not to eat monkeys or dolphins.

  14. Comment by Quel |

    chickens don’t feel.

  15. Comment by Nate |

    This totally ruins the plans I had for this weekend to make my that Lemur Pasta Salad recipe I found in Martha Stewart’s “Living” for our book club meeting.

  16. Comment by Ananke |

    I don’t think I could ever go vegetarian. I love steak too much! ;-)

  17. Comment by Cynthia |

    About vegetarianism- compassion is never a bad thing. Dont let your taste buds get in the way of logic!

    The jungle is a bit outdated now, but the story just gets worse. Try
    “Fast Food Nation”. Its really well written (after the first boring chapter or two) and it brings a fascinating human rights aspect to avoiding meat.

    And i really like your blog, congrats on the kiddy.

  18. Comment by Caryn |

    Excellent point. And now I’m feeling a little icky for not being a vegetarian.

  19. Comment by r@d@r |

    i wish i could remember what famous humorist was purported to have said: “if god didn’t intend for us to eat other animals, why did he go and make them out of tasty meat?”

  20. Comment by Tammy |

    That was Homer Simpson.

  21. Comment by sean |

    What if we learn all the tasty animals are named Bob? Will that change how we feel towards human Bobs?

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