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Feb 21 2003

OVERHEARD: A SOLID RELATIONSHIP

Scenario: Young woman in her twenties is talking on her cell phone at the back of the bus. She is well dressed; she is alone.

Jus� call up, double your hours�

You ain� even got to fill something out, they should have you on file�

Just go in and talk to Jorge�

Yeah, do it. It�s easy�

It�s easy�

I gotta go to work, then I gotta go the DMV�

I can�t�

‘Cause I didn�t go in yesterday. I wasted yesterday with your sorry ass�

I got an appointment at 2:50. Ain� no telling what time I get outta there�

Noooo.�

‘Cause you ain’ gonna go�

You ain��

I know you say you will, but you ain��

You jus� running down my battery�

�Cause I know you ain’ gonna go, so you wastin� your breath�

You need someone to hold your hand. �

You like a little boy�

Why you always asking me who I�m with? Why I gotta be with somebody? �

No, I�m not�

No. I�m not�

OK, whatever�

Whatever�

Whatever�

OK, if you feel the need to talk to me, then you can call�

Bye, bitch.

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