Mighty Life List
Apr 30 2002

Small Truth

Caterina says:

“I’ve always been amazed that in the first moments of getting to know someone you see very clearly who they are, and then spend the rest of your relationship learning all over again what you knew in those first moments.”

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Apr 29 2002

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

This email from my high school sweetheart says something complex about my teen years:

“Saw this and for some inexplicable reason, thought of you.”

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Apr 26 2002

All the Ladies

I wrote a very long Ladies Night excerpt for The Morning News. It’s a doozy.

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Apr 25 2002

Appetizing

Yesterday, I bought a grape nuts knockoff cereal called Crunchy Nuggets.


SAY CHEESE

Say, where would a girl go if she needed a pair of quality gold fangs for her next hot date?

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Apr 23 2002

Transvestite on a Cell Phone

Let’s just pray, baby…
Let’s just pray about it.
Do you want to pray on the phone, or do you want me to come over, sugar?…
No, no. I’m right here, baby. I just got on the bus, I’m headed up Market. I’m right near you, baby…
On the train…
Yes, sugar…
Do you want me to bring you some food or something?
Some coffeee or some OJaaaay?…
OJ? OK. Do you want filtered or pulp, baby?…
Pulp then. I’ll bring you some pulpy OJ, you get it all stuck up in your teeth and we gonna do some prayin’…
Uh huh. See you soon, baby.

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