Store Clerk: The white tags are DVD, the black tags are VHS. If you call at noon, we’ll do same-day reservations of all our Hollywood titles.
Me: Great, thanks.
(A few minutes later, on the street.)
Me: What do they mean, they’ll let you reserve the Hollywood titles?
Him: Didn’t you see the side room?
Him: They have a whole room full of boy-sex movies. Apparently they don’t let you reserve those in advance.
Me: I wonder why not.
Him: Probably too much trouble. They got one too many calls, Can I reserve that one with the two guys? Like, the one with the guy doing the other guy? The one with the big member?