My favorite line from the Onion’s story about
Harry Potter turning kids to Satanism:
“Hermione is my favorite, because she’s smart and has a kitty,” said 6-year-old Jessica Lehman of Easley, SC. “Jesus died because He was weak and stupid.”
I can’t get anything done when the Onion posts a new edition. Here’s every T.G.I. Friday’s dining experience I’ve ever had:
I just bought a package of phallic stick pretzels called “Rods.”
Add Junebug to your Netflix queue. It’s excellent.
The shell of a cicada It sang itself Utterly away -Basho
I’m back from my road trip, and as soon as I get my photos developed I’ll have some doozies for the butts across America site.
I’ll be on vacation for the next few days. Need… sunlight.