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Jul 31 2000

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My favorite line from the Onion’s story about

Harry Potter turning kids to Satanism

:

“Hermione is my favorite, because she’s smart and has a kitty,” said 6-year-old Jessica Lehman of Easley, SC. “Jesus died because He was weak and stupid.”

3:51 p.m.

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Jul 31 2000

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Jul 28 2000

542381

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