Jul
31
2000
556944
7.31.00
My favorite line from the Onion’s story about
Harry Potter turning kids to Satanism
:“Hermione is my favorite, because she’s smart and has a kitty,” said 6-year-old Jessica Lehman of Easley, SC. “Jesus died because He was weak and stupid.”
3:51 p.m.
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Jul
31
2000
556591
I can’t get anything done when the Onion posts a new edition. Here’s every T.G.I. Friday’s dining experience I’ve ever had:
Welcome to T.G.I. Fridays! May I annoy the living shit out of you?
2:40 p.m.
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Jul
28
2000
542381
7.28.00
I just bought a package of phallic stick pretzels called “Rods.”
10:42 a.m.
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Jul
27
2000
538590
7.27.00
The shell of a cicada It sang itself Utterly away -Basho4:12 p.m.
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Jul
26
2000
532214
7.26.00
I’m back from my road trip, and as soon as I get my photos developed I’ll have some doozies for the butts across America site.
1:49 p.m.
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