So you know, the yellow conversation hearts are banana flavored. I’ll be over here, scrubbing my tongue with sand.
Subject: In which I send encouragement to an aspiring artist and am rebuffed.
Me: “An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.”
-Charles Horton Cooley
Dave: I would posit that I must first
be accepted, or slightly talented, to actually be an artist. If all
I had to do was call myself something to also be something, then I would
suggest that I am, in fact, a raging porn star…
This Slashdot article highlights a North Carolina service that lets high school kids call in and report students that cause them concern. (Someone has a BB gun in their locker? Call in. Someone seems bummed a lot? Call in. Someone just stole your girlfriend and you’d like to screw them over in any way possible? Call in.) The article also mentions that “81 percent of Americans said they believed the Net was responsible for the Columbine massacre.” Right. If you need me, I’ll be under my bed.