Tag: observations

My struggle as a censored poet continues. Here’s the latest renka the magazine wouldn’t publish and one haiku that made it in:

Virtuoso Optimizer

3D graphics tool
Lets shoppers "see, touch, and feel"
E-commerce products.

That�s what their site says.
The statement�s implications
Aren�t all G-rated.

Symantec Enterprise Security

Security tool
Blah blah modular blah blah
Go look at their site.

2:25 p.m.

My friend’s ex-boyfriend is getting married to a girl who says she only looks for three things in a man, “Laughter, Comfort, and Music.”

Romantic philosophy, or the title of John Tesh’s new Christmas album?

3:15 p.m.

EMAIL MOMENT!

To: Me

From: An old college friend who just got a new place.

Scenario: I just asked for his new address and phone number.

Excerpt: p.s. If you need an easy way of remembering our phone number, just remember
that it spells KGSOH XI. You’re on your own remembering the area code
though.

4:17 p.m.

I’ve been yawning a lot today, which probably only means I’m tired. However, I suspect that the oxygen/CO2 ratio in the office is out of whack. They’re giving us just enough air to function, but not enough to organize a revolt.

Then again, I also worry that the metal detectors at the library are slowly rearranging my intestines.

3:27 p.m.