This article made me sad. It’s about people robbing hundreds of flowers at a time from a little park in San Francisco.
11:34 a.m.
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Some chick is out at a bar one night thinking, “Sure, you can see my nipples thorough my shirt most of the time. But what if it’s warm out, or my shirt isn’t creating enough friction? There may be entire minutes when my nipples aren’t as perky and visible as I’d like. How can I ensure that my nipples look exactly how I want them to look all the time?”
Enter Body Perks, a site that sells fake nipples to paste over your -real- nipples. The idea is that they’ll be at attention all the time and will more effectively show through your shirt. And get their catchy ad slogan: “Nipples are in!”
Right.
2:04 p.m.
Technology advances so fast that I feel like Judy Jetson. This is a great idea:
The furry mascots of the 2000 Summer Olympics
in Sydney — as well as an avalanche of caps,
T-shirts, mugs, pins and other official Olympics
merchandise — are being tagged with invisible
ink containing DNA strands from an unidentified
Australian athlete.3:44 p.m.
Engrish.com has a bunch of terrific Japanese mistranslations. This schedule book says, “Have a smell of panda droppings. This one is very fragrant.”10:23 a.m.
Disturbing auctions scours eBay and the like for items of concern. The “God Bless Our Truckers” velvet painting is an example, more of my favorites include:A purse fashioned from a bull’s scrotum.
1:49 p.m.
If you’re a woman, you must visit this site. It teaches you how to pee standing up. I’m talking about peeing just like a guy, without removing your clothes. The quote on the front page by Judith Lewis of L.A. Weekly says it all, “Far and away the most practical information regarding the female anatomy I’ve run across in years. Who knew?” Next we’ll be writing our names in the snow.
12:14 p.m.
Did you read about the mother of a Kursk sailor who was sedated while criticizing a Russian official? There’s a photo of a medic jabbing her with a needle as she collapses. Boy, that Putin is a PR wiz.
2:18 p.m.
Ugh! Have you eaten within the last hour? Then wait awhile before you visit the Ugliest toes contest, a link I stole from Swallowing Tacks blog.
2:09 p.m.
Yo mama jokes from McSweeney’s:
Yo mama so poor…
she can’t afford a Christmas tree so she goes and finds a sad little twig in the yard and cuts out construction paper ornaments so that she can bring just a glimmer of light to her children’s Christmas celebration.
1:47 p.m.
These guys dress up in cell phone outfits and smash peoples’ phones. A hidden third party catches it on video .
12:28 p.m.
Mighty Girl 