Yesterday, I bought a grape nuts knockoff cereal called Crunchy Nuggets.
SAY CHEESE
Say, where would a girl go if she needed a pair of quality gold fangs for her next hot date?
Tag: links
Accomplishment
Heather says:
“Of all my accomplishments, of this I’m the most proud: #1 Google rank for penis envy.“
Good Idea
Rarely is an organizational tool methodical enough to satisfy me. Jason Fried of Signal vs. Noise has done the trick with his new book collection organizer, Singlefile. Now I’m doomed to hours in front of the monitor typing in every good quote from every book I’ve ever read. (Via kottke.)
Dichotomy
Curling is so stupid that it actually angers me. Kettle Corn is delicious.
OLYMPIC INSULTS
Bryan is working at the Olympics. This is from his site:
Overheard Yesterday
How male skaters dis’ one another:
“Dude, you looked fat in Sports Illustrated”
3:29 p.m.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ERNIE
OVERHEARD
Characters: Two girls standing above the dance floor
Girl 1: I’ll go over.
Girl 2: WAIT! We have to make sure he sees you first. Does he see you?
Girl 1: STOP LOOKING!
Characters: Friends on the balcony
Her: How’s the trolling?
Him: Eh. It doesn’t matter anyway. All these people are from Oakland, I’m never going to see them again.
Her: What? San Francisco is, like, 20 minutes outside Oakland.
Him: Yeah…
1:29 p.m.
THEY CALL YOU WHAT?
Do you live in the Bay Area? Go see Harmon Leon in “They Call Me Shitshoes!” It is a laff riot! Well, about three quarters of it is a laff riot, the rest is better if you’ve had a beer. Anyway, it’s a one-man show by this writer (his work has appeared in Salon, Details, and Maxim) who travels around and goes to weird conventions. My favorite bit is about a Christian ventriloquist convention in San Diego, which he visits with his dummy “Mr. Cocksucker.” It amused me greatly, you will like it:
Friday, November 30th
10 p.m.
$7
Spanganga Performance Gallery
3376 19th St @ Mission
San Francisco
415-821-1102
5:07 p.m.
EDITORIAL INTEGRITY PART DEUX
More fun with Craigslist:
“32 — Recently laid off and now working in the sex industry?
From: asanders@sfexaminer.com
Thu Nov 15th
If you (or someone you know) lost your job this year and are doing sex work to make ends meet– phone sex, dominatrix work or other sex-related gigs — please email me. I’m working on a story on the subject and will keep your identity strictly confidential.
Thanks!
Adrienne”
In other news, a young girl with a long tongue (via ernie), and Peter Pan finally found his Tinkerbell (via MetaFilter).
1:29 p.m.
Mighty Girl 