Things I have recently wondered about life and death because of Josh Allen:
-If my non-cremated body were shot into space, would it rot? If so, how much would a NASA-patch shroud slow the decomposition rate? If not, what are the mathematical odds my body would be discovered by alien life forms? Pretty slim, I’d think.
-Actually, I bet people use Power Point at funerals at lot.
-It seems like Purell would kill sperm, right? Someone has tried that out by now.
-Why do magicians dress like Dracula?