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12th October 2001


GENTLE READER: A LETTER FROM COSMO

-How to be cool. Hot. Or not. CSOMO puts you in charge.

-GO FOR IT! Jump start your life. With the fun. The fashion. The juicy essence of life only COSMO would know.

-Be an ice princess. Or a total hottie.

-No hunk too hot to fall. Make him yours. Body and soul.

-He’s already drooling.

-Make him your love slave.

-Don’t just sip life…GULP IT DOWN!!!

Dear Friend:

I know what you’re thinking. COSMO is about sex. Seduction. How to win a guy by any means. Fair or unfair.

Okay, we admit it. It’s a sexy, addictive, fun-to-read magazine. It’s what women obsess about. No contest.

BUT COSMO GOES SO MUCH DEEPER. Because COSMO is really about YOU.

About your life. What turns you on. What gets your juices flowing

From the unlawfully luscious Dylan McDermott.
To erotic astrology…

Yes, we all want it. A satisfying life. A great guy. Great sex. And COSMO WILL help you enjoy all of that. Everything you’ve imagined in your wildest dreams.

(over, please)

HUNDREDS OF FASHION FINDS. Edgy fringe tops. Flashdance foxy ways to update ’80s cool… Beauty tips every man magnet must have.

Yes…you get it! Embellish. Entice. Add sass to class. Add COSMO ATTITUDE!

WE’LL TELL YOU…

How to resist pigging out with your man.

How to squelch the belch. And when to see a doctor.

LIES. LIES. GUYS.

Does lying come with the territory? Is it a necessary evil of the fun-loving and not-really-committed?

Only when WE do it! For those times when honesty is the worst policy. COSMO shares invaluable, fave fibs!

Is HE lying? Hey, he can’t get away with that! Become a lie detector. Learn to read the six body-language signs that will flush out any rat.

MAKE HIM ACHE FOR YOU.

We don’t believe in fair. And we have an arsenal of weapons.

You have nothing to lose, and lots of fun to gain. So mail your savings certificate now.

Sincerely,

Kate White

Editor-In-Chief

2:42 p.m.