It’s been 19 days since the last Defective Yeti update, and that can only mean one thing. Matthew Baldwin is being held hostage on a secluded island, with no access to a keyboard, and enemy forces on all sides.
That or he’s playing, like, the world’s longest game of Werewolf with an inconceivably large group of friends. (So two things, I guess. It could mean one of two things.)
I will be hiding here in my closet, in case the bad guys are coming for me next.
As for you Matthew, you stay alive. No matter how far, how long it takes…
We will find you.