JFK Dies Yet Another Way

I wrote another review for Film Critic. This one’s on Interview with the Assassin, which you should see.

You Look Mahvelous

The Morning News just posted my second women’s fashion piece. This one is about color and why you should be wearing more. Also, trunkshow tonight. See the post just below this.

While I Was Away

While I was on vacation, I had another article posted on The Morning News. It’s the fist in a series on women’s fashion, and this one is about classic clothing.

Elsewhere

They just posted my last piece in the etiquette series for The Morning News. It’s called
Don’t Be Rude: Part IV, Weddings. Now I can only hope that no one holds me to my own standards.

Hiccup

Sorry about that, guys. I had some problems with my hosting company, but everything is fine now. While I was away, maybe you saw my article Don’t Be Rude: Part III, Socializing at The Morning News. If you didn’t, go see now.

Fourteen Girls and a Bottle of Rum

I removed three pairs of boxer briefs from my purse this morning. The bachelorette went well. It is decidedly easier than I ever imagined to find a man who will remove his underwear on a public street. Many thanks to Rich, Jed, and John, all of whom gave selflessly for the cause. Happy wedding, Ali.

SUGAR ON TOP

Another article up at The Morning News, please go and read it. Don’t Be Rude: Part II, Relationships.

Kindness of Strangers

My first article in a series on etiquette for the Morning News.

I Really, Really Do

This is a link to a kitty-cat singing a love song with a gigantic bouncing-heart backdrop. You must click on it.

REVIEW

Wrote a review of K-19: The Widowmaker, which I highly recommend if you enjoy young, muscular men in tight quarters. Hooray for war movies.

Contrarian

My first piece for Filmcritic.com is up. It’s a
review of Nijinsky. Nijinsky is a bad movie.

I also wrote a CD review of Exo’s “Say Hello to the Master Siege Control” for the Morning News. The premise for these reviews is that one of the contributing editors picks something they love, and the other three people have to say what they think too. Therefore, it’s a long-ass CD review. If you’re an impatient sort, I’m buried at the bottom, so scroll down.

Spooky

“Our Town”, my latest piece for the Morning News, is a creepy article about real towns where weird stuff happens. I came across a few odd things while researching the article. None of them were quite right for the piece, but they were cool nonetheless.

For example, the Bonne Terre Mine in Missouri fell into disuse in 1962. Groundwater flooded the tunnels, and today they’re open to divers who swim down to see old train tracks and carts, steam-powered jackhammers, and abandoned mining equipment.

An old missile silo in Texas is another attraction for divers. The once top-secret underground bunker used to contain nuclear weapons, but the concrete silo now contains a quiet well of groundwater. Divers enter the complex by descending a long staircase, passing through several blast doors and the launch control bunker, and entering a tunnel that leads them to the silo. From there they enter the deep pool of water, which is 52 feet wide. A pile of metal debris and the missile control station wait below, 18 stories underwater.