No One Cares What You Had for Lunch:
100 Ideas For Your Blog


No One Cares What You Had For Lunch: 100 Ideas for Your Blog is my very first book! When I think about it, it makes me want to throw my beret in the air and spin around in circles. It’s true that I don’t currently own a beret, but still.

Buying your copy here is better than buying it at a major retail outlet because I will sign it and caress it lovingly before mailing it to you. If you like, I will whisper sweet nothings in its ear, such is my dedication to your book.

When you receive your copy, you’ll find it is full of great writing prompts (100 of them!) for bloggers. These prompts will make readers gasp with delight and return to your blog again and again for its staggering insight and extravagant wit. Readers besides your mom.

I can’t wait for you to have one. You will like it.

Books are $16.00, plus $2.50 for shipping. For international shipping, it is $4 more — please choose the second button.

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The T-Shirt


I find these hilarious. They’re $20, plus $2.50 shipping anywhere in the U.S.. I’m wearing a woman’s medium, Bryan is wearing a men’s large. The print is small enough that strangers will have to actually approach you to read it. And boy do they.

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