Very Berry

We head out for an after-work drink at a martini bar that keeps a slushy machine full of vodka mix. Bryan brings us Very Berry Martinis.

Me: Whoa. That’s strong.

Rachel: And sweet.

Me: Just like I like my men.

Rachel: Strong and sweet.

Me: And fruity.

Appatite

The menu reads, “Warm chocolate souffle with Italian wet nuts.” Bryan asks for particulars about the wet nuts. “Yeah,” the waiter mumbles. “I wish they would change that.”