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Say you want to open a Swiss bank account — number 16 on my Life List. I’ve done some research, and the Swiss government requires you to wear black while carrying at least five passports and a satchel packed with cash.
Right now, I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars out front. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile.
In heels.
1. Kate Spade Plaza Athenee Chandelier Earrings | 2. ZARA Jacquard Peplum Top | 3. Alice + Olivia Black Leggings (via eBay) | 4. Topshop “Skull” Scarf | 5. Mango Suede Stilettos | 6. Loeffler Randall Jacket in Black (via eBay) | 7. Gold Nixon Women’s Watch (via eBay) | 8. Tory Burch Purse (via eBay) | 9. Ray-Ban Original Wayfarers
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Mighty Girl 
So. I want that scarf.
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That gold watch is awesome!!
Sooo.. SERIOUSLY? The swiss government requires you wear black and WHO HAS 5 PASSPORTS?
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Love every single piece… Half mile, in heels ..? Impressive!!
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Maggie Bourne has a certain ring to it. Will you implant the account number into your hip (life list #17)?
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I like the way you think, lady.
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I too would love a Swiss bank account, but I’m sure they would laugh when my daily balance would be something like $20.
I would also require a hat of some sort. Either a beret or fedora.
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Love those earring and the bag! Lol and I second the beret idea for sure!
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i got married in switzerland and needed an atm. “swiss bank” had completely escaped my mind. i walked into a giant room, tall like an atrium. everything was white marble. there wasn’t a sound. in the middle there was a small black desk with an impeccably dressed man behind it. honestly, my first thought was, “am i in heaven? did i die”? the room was otherwise empty. he walked over and i’m still dumb, thinking the bank must be on another floor. i inquired about the atm and he gave me a kind smile and said, “dis eez not dat kind off bank”. STILL CONFUSED, i thougjt about it a second and said, “Oh!” my husband was so jealous.
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Oh no, despite being dressed for the part, you might have to take this one off your list- Switzerland no longer allows Americans to have a swiss bank account. Crazy but true. Even Americans who live and work there were forced to close their accounts.
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I have a black tie function on Thursday night and I’m wearing a Kate Spade dress. Those earrings would be absolutely perfect. How quickly can I get them shipped?
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Hilarious and such a creative post. Thanks!
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I wouldn’t recommend having a Swiss bank account. I have one (being Swiss), but if you live abroad, the fees can be pretty horrendous. Also, people automatically assume you’re some sort of … Romney.
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All amazing pieces!Great collection!I want that earrings!
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