First lines from a sampling of flyers selected from the window ledge to my left:
-“Gibson Pearl’s unique fusion bellydance roots from her extensive background in tribal, as well as the influence of both traditional folkloric and contemporary modern dance.”
-“LE NOIR ET ROUGE, A sexy black and red festivity where scarlet matches the energy and passion of the females and the black color of the night compliments the men of fashionable character.”
-“International CLITORIS DAY CELEBRATION, A celebration of female sexuality that is appealing to all!”
I can’t believe we’re not gonna be home this weekend.
Tell me you made that up.
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Now that is my kind of city. One that celebrates a day of female sexuality.
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Oh wow…
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Why can’t Kansas be more fun, like California? Why?
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My favorite part? It’s not just a NATIONAL Clitoris Day Celebration. It’s GLOBAL, baby!
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I thought International Clitoris Day wasn’t until March.
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My favorite part is that’s it’s “appealing to all.” What could possibly be unappealing to all about ICAD? But, my unanswered question is: what color ribbon does one wear for ACAD? Pink is taken. Maybe a deeper rouge?
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brilliant all the way around!
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Does Hallmark make cards for International Clitoris Day?
Jules
House of Jules
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http://www.celebrateclitoris.com/
March 20th. 🙂
Yay, International Clitoris Day.
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Whoa. That is a surprisingly professional clitoris site. Pro clitoris, if you will.
Ha.
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I thought every day was Clitoris Day.
Way to save the best for last, Maggie.
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Sounds like a lot of sex and festivity on that windowsill.
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Where the HELL do you live?
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I don’t suppose the flyer provided directions on how to find the Clitoris Day Celebration, because frankly they can be hard to find sometimes.
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Bossy needs a new hometown paper. Bossy needs a new hometown.
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So I’m the only freak-a-zoid more interested/intrigued by the bellydancer?
(said the tribal fusion bellydancer)
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Hee! I’m Gibson Pearl! My webmaster googled my name to see where I showing up and showed me this…heh. I do wonder where this window ledge was 🙂
GP
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