From CNN:
“Why Bad Kissers Don’t Get to Second Base”
Next week, we’ll read the second and third parts of this enlightening series:
“Why He Lowered His Standards for the Smokin’ Hot Chick” and
“Why That Girl Who Won’t Stop Talking About Her Daddy is Still Single”
Mighty Girl 
I didn’t realize there were still “bases.” Neat.
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Ha, I just saw that and I did not click on it. I just thought DUH.
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CNN is on it! I am humbled and again certain that I would have never made it as a real investigative journalist.
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Hi-larious. You’re funny.
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And don’t forget “And why asking her to answer to Deanna Troi and to call you Jean Luc won’t get you laid.”
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They forgot the “Demolition Kiss”, where the guy tries to break all your teeth by repeatedly banging his against them. I’ve met this guy.
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I saw that article yesterday and thought about how I can’t believe someone got PAID to write that!
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You know what is equally as depressing? When a guy kisses well and then has absolutely no skills past that. I’d like to see that covered in a mass-media publication.
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