Logan: I hope you don’t mind, I made you a “friend” on Flickr.
Bryan: I don’t know if we’re close enough yet.
Me: I don’t really use those features. The only person who can see my family-only photos is Bryan.
Melissa: So you upload a lot of personal porn.
Me: Totally. Personal porn for Bryan and the entire team at Flickr, who we have brunch with once a month or so.
Melissa: Heather’s like, “Maggie! Someone hacked your account!”
Me: Uh… No. That’s my bush. It was supposed to be private. But… I guess you can look at it, or whatever.
Melissa: And you’ve tagged it maggiesbush.
Maggie: Oh yeah, all of them are tagged and cross-referenced. Like you have a personal collection of porn so huge it needs to be easily searchable.
Melissa: There’s like 400 tags on each photo.
Me: A lot of them are in Japanese. Korean. Like, “Is that… Hindi? Huh.”
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Mighty Girl 
This is hysterical! Thank you for the extra laughter I needed on my last day of my job!!! Yeah!
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That’s some funny stuff.
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You blogstar types? You just have way too much fun together.
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“Someone hacked your account” is the greatest sex euphamism I’ve heard this week!
Jules
House of Jules
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Good Lord. Thank you, Jules, for explaining the sex euphamism to me. I can’t believe I missed it the first 3 times I read this. I need to get out more.
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Dude, now I know what to say if my family stumbles across any of my porn.
“What!? Someone hacked my account!”
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Logan is the best name ever!!
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That post nearly made me spew carbonated beverage across my monitor. Thanks.
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