Excellent dialogue from my friend’s four-year-old daughter, Isabel:
When playing with a toy harmonica, elbows akimbo–
“All right everybody! Let’s hear one for the briiiide!”
When coaxing the dog to chase you–
“C’mon, doggie! Chase me! C’mon doggie! You wanna piece of me, doggie? You wanna piece of me?!”
When encouraging the dog to obtain a cookie traped inside his hollow toy–
“Get it, doggie! Eat it! You know who you are! You know what you want! EAT IT!”
Mighty Girl 
Ha! I see a future in teaching spin classes for this kid!
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I was thinking football coach. hahaha.
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Yes, indeed. I know who I am. That was me. T minus 23 years ago. Indeed.
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She will have the run of her schools, and legions of followers. She will be a force to be reckoned with.
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This kid will be played by Al Pacino in the telemovie.
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yeah! spin teacher in the making!
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Well, take it from the kid’s mother; she IS a force to be reckoned with. Of course, she was in full on performance mode. It’s like watching a peacock strut his stuff.
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Muahahahahahaahah….
she sounds just like me and i’m 22.. -_-
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I was thinking guidance counselor, personally (although I had a particularly perky one…).
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Awesome!
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Isabel. What a perfect name!
Darth Bel.
Bwahahahaha!
Gotta love kids… where do they get this stuff? LOL!
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I only hope my own Isabel will come out with stuff like this when she starts to speak herself!
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OMG! I just laughed out loud so very hard… And I am hiding in the office off of the children’s room at my library… People must think there is a crazy person locked up in here! (Though, I suppose they would be right!)
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4 rocks. I am gonna miss it.
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I love how little kids are great cheerleaders. Mine always says “You can do it mommy! I know you can!” or “Great job, mommy!” or “Use your muscles mommy, you can reach it!”
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