Salesmanship

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Salad Bar Guy says, “That’s, like, the perfect salad! Yum.” Suddenly, I feel extra-great about the salad I’m building. This is an effing delicious salad I’m about to consume! I’m Nobel laureate of the $5 lunch.

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  2. Oh, man, that was a snarky comment.
    But, really, what was in the salad? Because I can never make one of those sorts of salad. When I do it myself, it always seems to fall short of those already-designed salads from Panera or whatever.

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  4. I too must know what was in this Amazing Salad of Doom. I absolutely love it when I get feedback from people like Salad Bar Guy. In my case its just nice to have my existence validated, or at least my salad. šŸ™‚

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  5. okay, it was mean, but that first comment was funny. but of course everyone still loves you, Maggie. Maggie Mason can do no wrong, even when she is slightly contradicting the title of her book.

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  6. Just in case it wasn’t clear: I meant no offense; just being a smartass. I echo heather’s comment.

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  7. Yes, what is in this miracle salad?

    Ingredients I like are almonds, pecans or walnuts, strawberries or dried cranberries, and blue or feta cheese, usually with a balsamic vinaigrette, over arugula, baby spinach or some other field greens.

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