While You’re Ahead

In search of a portable blender, Josh calls information for REI contact info:

-What city?

-San Francisco.

-Listing?

-REI

-What’s that?

-R-E-I.

-Can you spell that?

-ARR-EEEE-EYE

-Oh! What does that stand for?

-Really egalatarian cicles. (hangs up)