-What goes good with the cider?
-Scotch. Or the Maker’s is good too.
-No brown booze. That was the first thing I got sick on, and now I can’t touch it.
-That’s probably for the best.
-I don’t know. I wish I could drink it, it’s kind of a cool-chick thing.
-Eh. I think it can be one of those girls who like things boys want them to like situations. Like, Oh, I almost prefer butt sex.
-Bikini waxes? After the first few times, you barely even feel it!
-Motorcycles.
-Comic books.
-BMX racing.
-Action flicks.
-Video games.
-Making out with other straight chicks.
-I actually love stilettos. I think they can be comfortable once you’ve found the right maker for your foot.
-I don’t really like other women though. They sort of see through my whole deal.
-I just have trouble trusting them.