-So I the only vaccination I have left is Hep B, but there’s yeast in it, which I’m allergic to. So I have to get a note from my allergist saying they can give it to me.
-How do you get Hep B?
-That’s the thing, it’s like, body fluid exchange. I don’t plan on engaging in a lot of that.
-True.
-But apparently you can get it by, like, sharing someone’s toothbrush or razor. Though I also don’t plan to approach random strangers and ask them for their toothbrush.
-True, and it’s not likely someone is going to come up and spit in your mouth.
-You never know.
-That might be a local custom.
– Right. You’re in some remote little town, surrounded by a group of angry villagers who are offended that you won’t engage in the local custom of spitting in each others mouths as a friendly greeting.
-But I didn’t get my shots!
-They’re all screaming, Spit in my mouth! Spit in my mouth!
-You’re cursing the guidebook authors.
-Spit in my mouth! The gods will be angry!
Mighty Girl 