Ryan: Have you ever had someone offer you an ear bud?
Me: No, but I know it happens all the time.
Ryan: That happened to me the other day, this girl on the bus.
Me: She was totally hitting on you.
Jeff: This is how you hit on someone?
Bryan: Here. This was in my ear.
Jeff: I found this in my pants.
Bryan: Want a gummy bear? It’s warm.