Bryan: So, you’re never going to read the new Harry Potter book, right?
Bryan: So I can tell you about it?
Me: Mmmm. Is this the part where you try to get me to discuss Harry Potter?
Me: Please don’t make me discuss Harry Potter with you. Please?
Bryan: Aw, come on.
Me: Seriously, baby. It’s the anti-aphrodisiac.
Bryan: It’s just a really interesting book.
Me: Remember how I don’t want to talk about this?
Bryan: She seems to be writing for her audience as it grows up. There are these really amazing scenes where
Maggie: No! Not sexy! I know you’d like to have sex again one day, and I love you so. Please don’t make me talk about this.
Bryan: OK. (Hangs head.)
Me: Oh, I’m a bitch. (sigh) Tell me all about Harry Potter.
Bryan: OK! So Harry find this book of spells