At the Burlesque Show

-I could do this with my hands tied behind my back.

-You think?

-No, I’m saying that’s how I’d improve upon it. Do it with my hands tied behind my back.

-Ah. You could charge more.

Path of Righteousness

At the bar, someone mentions the possibility of the pope dying, and Rachel crosses herself.

Me: What was that last thing you did? After you crossed yourself?

Rachel: I was trying to clasp my hands in prayer, but the beer got in the way.

I put together some Valentine’s gift ideas for The Morning News and Mighty Goods. Go buy your sweetie something nice.