Beautiful Music Together

12th November 2004

My “Venus” razor falls out of my suitcase. Bryan retrieves it from the back seat and holds it like a switchblade.

Him: I’m gonna cut ya!

Me: The pink razor is not as threatening as you might suppose.

Him: Boy, boy, crazy boy, stay smooooth boy!

Me: Got a razor in my pocket…

Him: … you’re silky smoooooth boy!

Me: Lather up! I’ll make you look like a schoolboy!

Him: Just keep it smooth boy…

Both: …reeeeeal smoooooth.