Our friend Josh is in for the weekend. We’re having a quiet, excessively hung over breakfast at the Pork Store.
Me: Where are we going today?
Bryan: Well, Lori wants to meet up, and she’s babysitting her godchildren.
Me: Right. We were talking about going to the Exploratorium.
Josh: What’s that?
Me: It’s a kids’ science museum with all these exhibits you can touch. The kids can kind of run around.
Josh: We’re going to the museum of screaming?
Me: That’s one way to put it.
Bryan: They also have drums!
Me: And flashing lights!