I go downstairs to take my security photo. The result is not flattering. The security guy looks it over.
SG: You know, I’m sure you hear this all the time. You look just like that one lady.
Me: … No. Which lady?
SG: The first lady?
Me: Laura Bush?
SG: Nooo! From a long time ago.
Me: (Eleanor Roosevelt? Lady Bird Johnson? Dolley Madison?) Uhh…
SG: You know the one. The president was, like, young? And they had kids? And he got shot?
Me: You mean JFK.
SG: That’s it! You look like the JFK first lady!
Me: Jackie Kennedy.
SG: Yeah! Yeah.
Me: Well, that’s a flattering thing to say to a Democrat.
SG: Yeah. You get that a lot?
SG: Well, you look just like that lady.